Some Chuck Norris Facts

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• There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

• When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

• Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

• Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

• On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

• Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

• Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

• The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

• Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

• Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

• Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold

• If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

• The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

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