Some Chuck Norris Facts

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  • There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
  • When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
  • Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
  • Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
  • On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
  • Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
  • Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
  • The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
  • Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
  • Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
  • Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold
  • If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
  • The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

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